Thursday, October 22, 2009

Jokes and riddles???


1. A kid and his dad are in a car. They get into a car crash. The dad dies. The kid is sent to the hospital. The doctor comes in and says, "I can't operate on him, he's my son!" Who is the doctor?
2. A girl is born in japan lives in Africa, America, Canada, perto rico, and mexico what is she?
3. What is it that everybody does at the same time?
4. The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
5. How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
6. While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
7. What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
8. What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
9. What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
10. Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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