A Perfect Day

If I had 24 hours to live and I wake up at 8:00 am and the 1st thing I would do is skip school and watch my favorite movie Inside Man, it would end about 10:30 and then my mom would make me French toast and maple syrup and a chocolate chip pancake and I would eat it all and that would be the best breakfast ever.
I would finish about 11:30 because I’m the slowest eater ever in history, I would than take a shower and get ready for the day and then it would be about 12:15 and I would play some video games with my brother until 1:00 and then my family would come over and my uncle would make hot dogs and hamburgers and I would have one of each and with a coke, then I would hang out with my cousins until around 3:00.
I would then go play football with my friends at the Stevenson field like I usually do every Sunday until about 5:00. When I got home I would take another shower and then get all dressed up in a really nice suit just because I like wearing suits and then my whole family and me would all go to a steak house and eat. I would eat steaks until I was pretty full, and then me and my family went to Baskin Robins and I would order a large chocolate malt and I would drink it all. It would be around 8:00 by then.
At 8:30 I would invite all my friends over and we would hang out inside or outside or both it doesn’t really matter to me. And then I would beat all my friends In 2010 Madden football for xbox 360 because I’m the best at game ever. Everyone would go home around 12:30 and my mom would drive me to my dad’s house and I would wake him up at 1:00 am and we would also play madden because he’s the only person to like ever beat me ever. I would play him until I would win so that would be about 3:00 am and then I would get like 10 packs of gushers because there my favorite and I would eat them and watch tv even though there is nothing on at 3:30 in the morning. I would probably pass out at 4:00 am and I guess I would die with gusher rappers all around me.

Jokes and riddles???

1. A kid and his dad are in a car. They get into a car crash. The dad dies. The kid is sent to the hospital. The doctor comes in and says, "I can't operate on him, he's my son!" Who is the doctor?
2. A girl is born in japan lives in Africa, America, Canada, perto rico, and mexico what is she?
3. What is it that everybody does at the same time?
4. The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
5. How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
6. While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
7. What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
8. What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
9. What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
10. Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

In ten years…

In ten years I should have finished high school with a high school graduation with a 3.5 grade point average. I should be out of college with a bachelors degree after 4 years. In college I would take mostly journalism classes because I want to be a movie critic or at least trying to be or on the path of being one. If I'm not doing good in college or I change my mind of being a movie critic I would probably join the air force because I'm very interested in that.
I want to have a girl friend and be in a serous relation ship and maby thinking about marriage but not married yet. I don’t think I would have kids in ten years. In my spare time I would want to be in a basket ball league because I have always played basket ball and enjoyed it very much. I'm getting my first car when I’m 16 and I’m a Junior. I should save my money saved to by a second car. The should be way nicer than my first car because If I save my money for 8 years.
I’m not sure if I want to still live in Michigan or not It would depend on my job because if I’m a movie critic I will probably stay in Michigan but if I’m in the air force I would not know where i would live because they would station me in the country where I'm needed. To make more money I would try to invest in stocks because my parents are doing it right now and its working out for them and there trying to show me how but I really don’t understand that well. So I should have a pretty good ten years.